"I've never liked you"

I had to call our neighbor yesterday to ask her if I could use her shed for a film project so I wrote down a few things I wanted to remember to say and then walked away from my note for a second. When I came back, there in scrawly handwriting, on my "script" were the words, "I've never liked you!" I looked over at my brother, who looked rather guilty, and said something like, "You ought to be ashamed of yourself."

:-)